The Correct Way to Open a Banana
Why do you think banana peels in cartoons always have the stems up
THE STEM IS A HANDLE, PEOPLE
This has made me self conscious of how I deal with other foods now
i like his pajamas
Wait… people didn’t know this? I’ve been opening them this way for years. |:
How do you not know this, jeez.
Wait a minute! I’ve been opening them like that since birth…does that mean I’m really a monkey and I never knew it?
*le gasp!* No wonder my parents taught me to smash coconuts on rocks outside in the garden!!
One (rude) Man United fan’s reaction:

Man City Fans: Plastic, eh?
