why sports media is a piece of shit:
- Oh Torres scored the winning goal against Barça “HE DESERVES THE BALON D’OR”
- Drogba scored the winning penalty against Bayern Munich “HE DESERVES THE BALON D’OR”
- Pirlo scored a fancy penalty and had a really good match against germany “HE DESERVES THE BALON D’OR”
- Jordi Alba scored a goal against Italy and signed for Barça “HE DESERVES THE BALON D’OR”
- Messi scored a majority of 14 goals against obscure eastern european teams who practically picked up players off the street “HE DESERVES THE BALON D’OR”
- Everyone is praising Pirlo but Xavi is “better” than Pirlo - “XAVI DESERVES THE BALON D’OR”
- Iniesta had a good match against Italy who was a man down “HE DESERVES THE BALON D’OR”
- Sergio ramos had perfect matches all throughout the euro - “He’s a horse”
- Cristiano Ronaldo had a perfect season with Madrid in all competitions and a great run in the Euro for Portugal “Messi is better”
- Cristiano scored the winning goal against Barça in the last clasico and Messi didn’t score “Messi is better”
- Cristiano Ronaldo has 12 assists. Assisted more than Cesc Iniesta and Xavi “Cristiano is selfish and arrogant”
- Özil is top assister two seasons running in Spain beating out Messi, Xavi and Iniesta - “He’s no Iniesta Xavi or Messi”
- Di Maria becomes one of the top 3 assisters in Spain with 15 assists in one season - “lol who? Diver? he’s just as selfish as Ronaldo”
- Busquets is a useless piece of shit - “genius product of Spain’s golden era”
- Arbeloa gets praised for top performance in the euro - “but Jordi Alba is better, his daughter is wearing a shirt that says Alba on the back and it’s definitely not because his daughter’s name is in fact Alba” (seriously was one of the worst articles I ever read)
- Spain wins a competition “it was because of barça and definitely not because Casillas did world class saves that kept Croatia from disqualifying them, ramos did world class defending and Xabi Alonso scored both winning goals that got Spain into the Semi finals. Who are Torres, Silva, Mata and Navas?”
